Q Sound Files
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Encounter at Farpoint
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Sound 1 Q: "Destroy it while
you have the chance." (18K)
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Sound 2 Q: "Now go back or thou
shalt most certainly die." (41K)
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Sound 3 Q: "You will now answer
the charge of being a grievously savage race." (106K)
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Sound 4 Q: "But you can't
deny you're still a dangerously savage child race."
(33K)
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Sound 5 Q: "We call ourselves the
Q." (18K)
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Sound 6 Q: "Thou art notified
that thy kind hath infiltrated the galaxy too far
already. Thou art directed to return to thine own solar
system immediately." (95K)
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Sound 7 Q: "Typical. So
typical. Savage life forms never follow even their own
rules." (126K)
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Hide And Q
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Sound 1 Q: "It's not safe out
here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires
both subtle and gross, but it's not for the timid."
(171K)
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Sound 2 Q: "Macrohead. Microbrain." (31K)
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Sound 3 Q: "Game penalty!" (12K)
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Sound 4 Q: "Oh, your species is always suffering
and dying." (21K)
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Sound 5 Q: "Starfleet Admiral Q at your service."
(112K)
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Q Who
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Sound 1 Q: "Con permiso, mon
capitaine. The hall is rented, the orchestra engaged.
It's now time to see if you can dance." (208K)
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Sound 2 Q: "Ah, the redoubtable Commander
Riker...and Microbrain! Growl for me...let me know you
still care." (68K)
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Sound 3 Q: "I add a little spice, a little
excitement to your lives, and all you do is complain!"
(26K)
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Sound 4 Q: "As you wish, mon
capitaine." (30K)
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Deja Q
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Sound 1 Q: "Red alert." (28K)
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Sound 2 Q: "These aren't my
colors!" (15K)
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Sound 3 Picard: "What is it
you want, Q?" Q: "Your compassion." (69K)
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Sound 4 Q: "What must I do to
convince you people?" Worf: "Die." Q: "Oh, very good,
Worf. Eat any good books lately?" (191K)
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Sound 5 Troi: "I am detecting
an emotional presence, Captain. Normally I'd describe it
as being terrified." (148K)
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Sound 6 Q: "How rude!" (9K)
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Sound 7 Q: "Because, in all the
universe, you're the closest thing I have to a friend,
Jean-Luc." (93K)
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Sound 8 Q: "I have no powers!
Q the ordinary!" Picard: "Q the liar, Q the
misanthrope!" Q: "Q the miserable, Q the desperate."
(165K)
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Sound 9 Q: "My superiors have
decided to punish me!" Picard: "Punish us as well, it
would seem." (134K)
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Sound 10 Q: This is getting on my nerves now that I
have them." (25K)
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Sound 11 Q: "I'm not good in groups. It's difficult
to work in groups when you're omnipotent." (38K)
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Sound 12 Q: "My good fortune
is your good fortune." (54K)
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Sound 13 Q: "He's back!" (22K)
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Sound 14 Q: "Please don't feel compelled now to
tell me the story of 'The Boy Who Cried Worf'". (72K)
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Sound 15 Q: "Ah, your bedside manner is admirable,
Doctor. I'm sure your patients recover quickly just to
get away from you." (176K)
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Sound 16 Q: "Data, I've decided to give you
something very very special." Data: "If your intention
is to make me human..." Q: "No, no, no, no, no. I would
never curse you by making you human." (206K)
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Sound 17 Q: "In my heart of hearts, I am a Klingon,
Worf." (46K)
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Q-pid
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Sound 1 Q: "You know, Worf, you'd make a perfect
throw-rug in Nottingham Castle." (24K)
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Sound 2 Q: "I would've taken my own life if not for
you." Picard: "We all make mistakes." (68K)
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Sound 3 Q: "You are simply the most impossible
person to buy a gift for." (63K)
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Tapestry
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Sound 1 Q: "Is that another
regret I hear? My, my we're simply riddled with regrets
about our youth, now aren't we?" (76K)
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Sound 2 Q: "Is there a John
Luck Pickard here?" (45K)
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All Good Things...
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Sound 1 Q: "That is the
exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and
studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities
of existence." (134K)
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Sound 2 Q: "See you out
there." (44K)
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Sound 3 Q: "Your entire
civilization, it all begins right here in this little
pond of goo." (99K)
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Sound 4 Q: "Only just another
day at the office." (19K)
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Sound 5 Q: "You've saved
humanity. Once again." (39K)
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Sound 6 Picard: "Where is the
anomaly?" Q: "Where's your mommy? Well, I don't know."
(57K)
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Sound 7 Q: "The Continuum
didn't think you had it in you, Jean-Luc. But I knew you
did." (53K)
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Sound 8 Q: "Oh come, Picard.
Why do you distrust me so?" (110K)
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Sound 9 Q: "You obtuse piece of
flotsam." (25K)
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Sound 10 Q: "Goodbye,
Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you. You had such potential.
But then again, all good things must come to an end."
(72K)
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Q-Less
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Sound 1 Q: "You hit me. Picard
never hit me." (70K)
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Sound 2 Q: "If that's the sort
of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder
you ended up with Picard." (75K)
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Sound 3 Q: "Just answer one
question. Is Starfleet penalizing you or did you
actually request such a dismal command?" (150K)
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Sound 4 Q: "Let's not forget
that I'm the Q and you the lowly human." (77K)
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Sound 5 Q: "Earth. Oh, don't get me wrong. A
thousand years ago it had character. Crusade, Spanish
Inquisition, Watergate. Now it's just mind-numbingly
dull." (261K)
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Sound 6 Q: "I'm going to miss that." (27K)
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Sound 7 Q: "Maybe I could drop in sometime." Vash:
"Oh, god, I hope not." (79K)
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Sound 8 Q: "You know you're going to miss me."
(23K)
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Sound 9 Q: "These mating rituals you humans indulge
in are really quite disgusting." (65K)
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Deathwish
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Sound 1 Q: "You would ask these puny humans to
protect you from me? Fat chance." (54K)
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Sound 2 Q: "I suppose you have some crazy idea how
to pull this off." (31K)
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Sound
3 Q: "Ah. I guess that's what we get for having a
woman in the captain's seat." (36K)
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Sound 4 Q: "Did anyone ever tell you you're angry
when you're beautiful?" (64K)
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Sound 5 Q: "Facial art. Ooh! How very wilderness of
you." (45K)
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Sound 6 Quinn: "For letting me out of my
captivity." (42K)
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Sound 7 Q: "Au revoir, ma captaine. We will meet
again." (71K)
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Sound 8 Q: "My record has been expunged." (25K)
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Sound 9 Quinn: "Hello. My name is Q." (70K)
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Sound 10 Q: "I never did anything like that for
Jean-Luc." (20K)
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Sound 11 Q: "Now I guess we get to find out whether
the pants really fit." (42K)
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Sound 12 Q: "You know, I was betting that Riker
would get this command." (29K)
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Sound 13 Q: "Oh, we've all done the scarecrow. Big
deal." (28K)
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Sound 14 Q: "Ta da!" (16K)
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Sound 15 Q: "I'll take you home. Before you know
it, you'll be scampering across the meadow with your
little puppy, the grass beneath your bare feet. The man
coming over the hill way in the distance waves to you.
You run to be in his arms, and as you get closer, you
see that it's... me." (177K)
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Sound 16 Q: "How would you like to spend eternity
as a Garoquian midwife toad?" (39K)
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Sound 17 Q: "Say, is this a ship of the Valkryies,
or have you human women finally done away with your men
altogether?" (55K)
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The Q and the Grey
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Sound 1 Janeway: "What are you doing here?" Q: "To
us!" Janeway: "There is no us, Q." Q: "The night is
young! And the sheets...are satin!" (215K)
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Sound 2 Q: "You have no idea what you're missing.
Foreplay with a Q can last for decades." Janeway:
"Sorry, but I'm busy for the next sixty or seventy
years." (187K)
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Sound 3 Q: "I love it when you talk dirty." (36K)
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Sound 4 Q: "I was good, wasn't I?" (23K)
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Sound 5 Q: "The Continuum is burning. The Q are in
the middle of a civil war." (82K)
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Sound 6 Q: "The old ball and chain really hates it
when we're late." (66K)
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Sound 7 Miss Q: "I hope you're not comparing some
failed romance in your pitiful existence to my eternal
association with Q." (126k)
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Sound 8 Miss Q: "Tossed aside for someone five
billion years younger." (78K)
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Sound 9 Miss Q: "What are you doing with that dog?
I'm not talking about the puppy." (135K)
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Q-in-Law
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Sound 1 Q: "Picard, grow some hair. Your brain has
caught cold." (105K)
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Excerpt from the book
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Q-Squared
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John de Lancie
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Interview regarding the game "Star Trek: Borg"
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Welcome from John de Lancie and Leonard Nimoy for the
"Alien Voices" project
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John de Lancie relates why "Alien Voices" is so
important
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Blooper tape from the making of "The Time Machine"
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Excerpt from "The Time Machine"
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Excerpt from "Generations"
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Excerpt from "Dark Mirror"
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