Q Caption Contest

There are four photos below. In the space to the right of the photo, enter the caption you think would be best for that photo, and send it to me, by clicking on "Submit Captions" at the bottom of the page.

The best captions will be posted on this page, underneath the picture. Enter as often as you like and your caption may be chosen in the next site update!

Picard: "Q, are you sure you read about this position in The Joy of Sex? It gives me a headache." -- Dayna

Picard: "I'm holding your hand, and I'm wearing these ridiculous shorts. Help!"
Q: "You know, it could be worse: Riker could be holding your hand."
Picard: "Ewww!" -- ElisabethG

Q: "...But you said you were with me tonight." -- Tiia Tuomisto

Picard: "...But I want the one with the horn!" -- Don Juan

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Pictures courtesy of Ruth Gifford and Julia Houston.

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