Top Ten Things Q Does to Alt.Fan.Q Spammers
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Replaces the pictures of the "hot horny babes" with
pictures of the people who actually produce the pictures.
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Strikes them with the curse of impotence.
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Proves that their money making schemes are illegal and gets
them slapped with charges of racketeering.
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Buys products, passwords, etc. with credit cards belonging
to their competitors, and keeps doing this on down the line
until they all turn on one another in a feeding frenzy.
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Turns them into Spam (the lunch meat-like product).
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Let's just say that you don't want to get a letter bomb
from Q. You just *don't.*
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Snaps his fingers and flings them into alternate reality
where they are at first thrilled to realize they're on the
Enterprise under the command of Captain Kirk, then
horrified to realize they're wearing a red shirt and
scheduled for the next away mission.
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Forces them to wear LeeTa's clothes and Picard's hair.
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Do you remember Tasha Yar? Do you remember Denise Crosby?
'Nuff said.
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Makes them write "I will not pester nice people with my
ridiculous money schemes in their newsgroups where they're
just trying to have some fun" on a blackboard
1,000,000,000,000,000 times.
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